Best Howard Quotes Ever

Best Howard Quotes:

“Hey marrieds! Wake up!”

“Shake it, don’t break it baby!”

“I’m just livin’ life, Mark.”

“Guys, from now on, I’m going to live my life just like the prophets.”

“This movie is so stupid.” (Referring to any movie, except for Drowning Mona)

Hey Spence and Steel.

Joe Pug is coming to Madison. You guys should go.
Also, I’ll be coming back to Wisconsin for a week starting the 24th of this month. My parents are taking Susan and Lisa out to BYU so I will be stepping in to tend the shop for a while. I am hoping to find a night to drive out and visit if you guys have some time. If we are lucky we can get Jon to come before he leaves for another semester at Texas A&M. i think he leaves on the 26th but I’m not sure.
Anyway, I am going to go play some Mario Kart now, and then I think me and Jennejohn are meeting a buddy for burgers. Remember the days when we used to spend hours playing Super Strikers every night? Well, Jordan and I relived those days the other night while his wife was out of town. It was a lot of fun, but somehow not quite as grand as the old days. I fear I might be growing up.

Unfortunate business names

Dan, Steel:

I submit that Menard’s is a rather unfortunate business name. However, it fails to top this business we saw today on the road: “Extreme Steel Erection”

Just like that Simpson’s episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay, the men at Extreme Steel Erection work hard, and they play hard (cue “Everybody Dance Now” by C&C Music Factory)

Good Times History: Howard! What did you think was going to happen?!?

Here’s a contribution to Good Times History. One evening, me and Howard and Alan were sitting upstairs in the kitchen just shootin’ the breeze. Howard, being unable to sit still for more than 7 seconds at a time, was periodically punching a milk jug. I decided it was time to go to bed so I made my way into my room down the hall.

I changed and got into bed. After laying there for a few seconds, I suddenly heard Alan yell really loudly, “HOWARD!! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?!” Of course I had to know what that was about so I got out of bed and came out to see Alan covered in milk. Howard had decided to see if he could punch a hole in the milk jug and the jug had exploded all over Alan.