I have a cell phone now. My new number is 608-347-4380.
Best Howard Quotes:
“Hey marrieds! Wake up!”
“Shake it, don’t break it baby!”
“I’m just livin’ life, Mark.”
“Guys, from now on, I’m going to live my life just like the prophets.”
“This movie is so stupid.” (Referring to any movie, except for Drowning Mona)
So i stayed past midnight a couple of times this week playing Super Mario 3. Does that make me an honorary Stoffer?
Hey Spence and Steel.
I submit that Menard’s is a rather unfortunate business name. However, it fails to top this business we saw today on the road: “Extreme Steel Erection”
Just like that Simpson’s episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay, the men at Extreme Steel Erection work hard, and they play hard (cue “Everybody Dance Now” by C&C Music Factory)
Here’s a contribution to Good Times History. One evening, me and Howard and Alan were sitting upstairs in the kitchen just shootin’ the breeze. Howard, being unable to sit still for more than 7 seconds at a time, was periodically punching a milk jug. I decided it was time to go to bed so I made my way into my room down the hall.
I changed and got into bed. After laying there for a few seconds, I suddenly heard Alan yell really loudly, “HOWARD!! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?!” Of course I had to know what that was about so I got out of bed and came out to see Alan covered in milk. Howard had decided to see if he could punch a hole in the milk jug and the jug had exploded all over Alan.
Go listen and vote. www.rocktastica.blogspot.com Currently it is a three way tie for first place between me, spence and alan. All of them pretty impressive showings.