From the slingshot channel. German engineering at its finest.
The gas will evnetually run out, so we can all ride around in these. It will also solve the obesity problem, which will eventually solve the health care problem.
To travel long distances, we can use high speed rail powered by electromagnets. That way, the only friction is air. Planes will be obsolete because for really, really long distances we will just email ourselves somewhere and get printed out in an organic 3D printer.
Also we will genetically engineer a tree that fruits perfectly marbled filet mignon, which will taste just like the real thing, but it will have the nutritional value of eating kale, spinach, blueberries, and whatever other super food.
Also, all the drinking fountains will be root beer!
Any time you owe someone money you just take a picture of what you owe them and text it to them. This charming maneuver is a guaranteed hit.
This might go without saying but you can even use the same picture to pay off multiple people.
Just in case anyone here hasn’t seen They Live, here is a clip of a fight scene from the movie.
I heard this story on the radio today. Unfortunately, no mention of The Wholly Cow losing out to LeDuc’s for Custard of the Year.
Emeline and Elsa are in Alaska for the next week so I need to watch some kind of violent movie (think United 93, Cobabe). Any recommendations?