Finally, a Presidential Candidate Jon Stoffer Can Support 100%

That’s right, Washington lawyer, Andrew D. Blasiago. Former CIA chrononaut is about to blow the lid off the top secret time travel program (among other things) that the US Govt. has kept in the dark[o] the past 40 years. He’s tired of the US Govt. [12] monkeying around with time travel and giving the last 4 presidents, as well as himself, foreknowledge of their presidencies. You can trust Andy because he’s not only studied the Gettysburg Address, he went back and heard it live. You know its true cause someone snapped a pic. You better get prime[r]d to vote for this guy. I’m putting all my 1.21 gigawatts in. Are you?






If these proposals aren’t enough to get your vote, I seriously question your moral and ethical foundation. With President Basiago we will surely be heading to a future where we will finally be excellent to each other.

Aliens Are Building a MegaStructure Around KIC 8462852

Super-intelligent alien life pretty much confirmed. Apparently, aliens are building a Dyson Sphere or Dyson Swarm around a star in order to harvest its energy for their consumption. I can only assume they need more energy  to maintain their appearance generators in order to hide their reptilian form and continue their long-term conspiracy of human genetic and soul matrix manipulation in order to construct an artificial mer-ka-bah which they will use to transcend this dimension (where they’ve been imprisoned by the Pleiadeans or maybe Annunaki, we don’t know for sure) so they can, yet again, attempt to invade Oliblish, the Key to Power. Of course, they still haven’t found a way to diffuse the processes of Kae-e-vanrash (the transmittal of light/the Grand Key) or kli-flos-is-es (a/k/a hau-ko-kau-beam or the transmittal of power) and thus will ultimately be thwarted and banished forever into the 5th Dimension (what we call outer darkness). Not telling you anything you don’t already know though.





Before I went to bed

This is what I looked like before I went to bed last night. As you can see, I look awesome. But I think it may be time for a shave and a haircut. It’s just too time-consuming to maintain a properly coiffured look with this much to work with.



Bow Before Your New Master

Well, Rose had a baby last Tuesday morning. I was also there. He is a little boy and we named him Felix Hopkin Faux after our great, great grandfathers.

6lbs exactly, 17 inches exactly. I think it was patriotic of him to reject the metric system at such an early age.

He and Rose are doing well. His blood sugar dropped a bit so we had to supplement his diet some with formula, but he is alright now. I don’t mind it too much because it means I get to feed him a little now and then.

I asked Felix what he thought about Bono and he just fell asleep. I think that’s about right.
– Jordan and Rose.