Another in a series of babies

Emmeline Clara was born on August 6. Sorry it has taken me so long to post something – I’ve been dedicating a lot of time to improving my robot sound effects and beatboxing abilities in anticipation of the Fort Worth Police Academy in October. Also, I’ve heard it’s a good idea to request a gun of your choosing on the first day of the academy as it shows initiative and a can-do attitude. Any idea what kind of gun I should ask for? Thanks for the help.

Enough StarCraft nerd – man up and get sexy with your videogames

Really though, can you imagine introducing this game to your friends?

“Oh, hi Bob, hi Linda. Church was great wasn’t it? Well, dinner is almost ready, but in the meantime, do you guys want to try out the Wii? Great. First, Linda, I need you to take this Wii remote and put it down your pants and then bend over my knee so I can spank you while we fly together on screen. Don’t worry Bob, you’ll get your turn.”

You’ll praise my name

Jordan’s video reminded me that I hadn’t posted this video demonstration of the two-handed great sword (which has really been neglected in the sword market, or so I’m told). Basically, this is nine minutes of fat guys chopping stuff (including pig carcases) and telling you how awesome the sword is. I highly recommend at least watching the first and last minute of this thing if you aren’t interested in seeing pigs carcases chopped up. Also, go to 7:22 for a great reason to buy the great sword.

After posting I realized that the guy in Jordan’s video mentions that the small knife is made by Cold Steel which is the company selling the great sword. What a connection. Now you can see the kind of individual these Cold Steel videos are marketed to.

Utah Fans Concerned As Jazz Break Huddle By Shouting ‘Kill The Mormons’

Another reason to pick the Lakers in the Western Conference:

SALT LAKE CITY—An uneasy sense of anxiety overtook the crowd at EnergySolutions Arena Sunday as fans watched a pumped-up Jazz team break their pregame huddle by chanting, “One, two, three—kill the Mormons!” “Normally this team is pretty even-keeled, but tonight they’re really scaring me,” said season ticket holder Delton Stanger, who was terrified by the team’s cheers of “Die, Mormons, die” and “We’re coming for you, Mormons.” “I just don’t understand why all my favorite players want to kill us and why it’s inspiring them to play with such passion.” Utah fans were reportedly appalled when head coach Jerry Sloan used a dry-erase board to diagram how to find the Mormons, round them up, and kill them, but admitted their anger was tempered by the team’s resultant 15-0 run,17357/